You know your a Tree Surgeon when...

[Stevie Mac]

When your sons night time story is from the Collins tree guide book. (he's only 4months old)

 

When you spend 5mins looking at your wood pile after walking the dog.

 

When you try and justify buying a new axe even though you already have 5.

 

When you sit up like a meerkat when you hear a chainsaw start up on your turf.

 

When most of your neighbors trees have been worked on by you!

[the hedge man]

when you drive around and say to the missus 'I like the lean on that tree, it would land nice!

[Rich2484]

When your sons night time story is from the Collins tree guide book. (he's only 4months old)

 

When you spend 5mins looking at your wood pile after walking the dog.

 

When you try and justify buying a new axe even though you already have 5.

 

When you sit up like a meerkat when you hear a chainsaw start up on your turf.

 

When most of your neighbors trees have been worked on by you!

 

Bit like that but when I hear a chipper going off. Did make me giggle

[born2trot]

When your sons night time story is from the Collins tree guide book. (he's only 4months old)

 

When you spend 5mins looking at your wood pile after walking the dog.

 

When you try and justify buying a new axe even though you already have 5.

 

When you sit up like a meerkat when you hear a chainsaw start up on your turf.

 

When most of your neighbors trees have been worked on by you!

 

HAHAHA !! all of the above ...

 

Crikey wait a minute dont have kids !!

Edited November 4, 2012 by born2trot
not strictly true

[Mortimer Firewood]

When the wife starts spitting out bits of Leylandi

[oldwoodcutter]

When you stand on a douglas fir cone in the shower.

[arbmansam]

When your arran turner and fall asleep in the bath dreaming about starting your 200t or even when your in labour waiting for your kid to be born and watching youtube tree videos coz thats just what every woman wants to see in labour

[Rich2484]

When your arran turner and fall asleep in the bath dreaming about starting your 200t or even when your in labour waiting for your kid to be born and watching youtube tree videos coz thats just what every woman wants to see in labour

 

:lol::lol:

[Steve Bullman]

When the wife starts spitting out bits of Leylandi

 

best one yet

[Stephen Blair]

When your girlfriend( wife now ) tells you she found a pine needle in her knickers while sitting in Uni:)