You Know Your a Tree Surgeon When...

[sussexlad]

when you go to pay for a mars bar and you have to sort the change from the sawdust at the till.

 

or ...you have a garage full of 'interesting' bits of wood that will never get used for anything!

[Tom D]

You've done a crane dismantle.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I only did my first one the other day LOL

 

Got 2 more to do now though:001_smile:

[VEG]

you cut your hand with a silky

[Tony Croft aka hamadryad]

:lol:when your loft is full of dried fungal brackets!

[penfold]

thats when you know you need help tony:001_tongue:

[Mike Hill]

When you have your HGV ticket.

[grantdude]

You look in your wardrobe and there is loads of work t shirts with small holes on the front of them:001_rolleyes:, thick socks with woodchip both inside and out :thumbdown:several pairs of chainsaw trousers with a ripped crotch pleading just go to work for one last time :001_huh:and ONE pair of posh jeans and ONE Posh shirt for sunday use only:lol:

[Ian Flatters]

Every time you get into your truck you have to put the windscreen wipers on to clear the woodchip.

[treeslayer]

WHEN, you start boring people with the latin names of trees. WHEN,friends avoid you because ya talk about KNOTS all the time.WHEN, you,ve dropped at least 3 mobile phones from 40ft up and WHEN you,re saws and climbing kit get more attention than the missus!!!!!