You Know Your a Tree Surgeon When...

[littlerob]

i dont really care if the joe public looks at my post and take it offensive as i dont rely on arbtalk to get me any work and most of the joe public over 50% of the time only care if the person is the cheapest and that what gets me they rather employ some cowboy fly tipper cause there cheap when there are plenty of fully qualified cs- list longer than there arms guys out there that spend serious amount of money getting them who will treat them right and know what there doing

[Ben90]

When the plug in your shower is more often clogged with sawdust instead of hair.

 

you genuinely appreciate getting woolly socks for christmas.

[Lyndon]

...everything you own smells of two stroke or diesel!

[Gray git]

when you sit in the bath and a bit of conifer flote's to the top!

hmmm didnt cut conifer today!?!

[Gray git]

you have a stack of climbing gear catalogs next to the toilet and a sprincle of sawdust on the floor.

[sloth]

Your wife moans at you all the time for looking at trees, not other women

[Tommy_B]

you have a stack of climbing gear catalogs next to the toilet and a sprincle of sawdust on the floor.

 

Check!!

 

When your other half is able to name and explain the use of most of the equipment in the Catalogues next to the toilet because you bore them to death everytime you buy something new....

[Matt Butler]

you are prussiking up a tree in the rain and the water runs all the way down to your armpit

[the crafty weasel]

...You know that a mog isn't a cat

 

...You know that a krab is not a type of shellfish

 

...You know that timberwolves are orange and shiny and not furry

 

...You hear the word ''husky'' and think of chainsaws, not dogs

[alex_m]

as someone said in a similar thread a while back...

you can hear and identify an 020 from 2 miles away