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ive left rakes on jobs, thats about as bad as ive done so far,, ow and got a hanger stuck on a line and when i tried to free it it pulled the line bracket out the wall tho it was still connected

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None of the following are my fault....I just happened to be there at the time and it should be remembered that a man who never makes mistakes never does anything!

 

Big elm down side of house; winchman's fault, big beech straight up middle of road; winchman again, willow through 11kv; fallers fault, beech branch bridging three phases, gas main ripped up with Becker, french windows stump grinding and other less important things in the course of thirty two years.

 

Bad ain't I:001_smile:

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got one!

 

my first day of work exp with my boss and we were digging a fence post in about half a foot down we started to get a silly ammount of water in the hole relised we had gone through a water pipe. young posh boy at home didnt no where stop cock was couldnt get hold of parants had to call water board out they didnt no went home at about 9 in the evening on my first day!

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The odd cracked flag and the odd holed fence panel.

 

I'm better at damaging myself then other peoples property.:laugh1:

 

4 Cuts with the chainsaw 2 requiring surgery all leaving nastyish scars.

Also broken a few ribs once while freeclimbing to pull out a hanger I had left:blushing:

 

Oh and a few cables with the stumpy all CATV except one armoured cable buried 0.5mm below the soil:sneaky2: still my fault though.:laugh1:

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4 Cuts with the chainsaw 2 requiring surgery all leaving nastyish scars.

Also broken a few ribs once while freeclimbing to pull out a hanger I had left:blushing:

 

 

:001_huh:

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The odd cracked flag and the odd holed fence panel.

 

I'm better at damaging myself then other peoples property.:laugh1:

 

4 Cuts with the chainsaw 2 requiring surgery all leaving nastyish scars.

Also broken a few ribs once while freeclimbing to pull out a hanger I had left:blushing:

 

Oh and a few cables with the stumpy all CATV except one armoured cable buried 0.5mm below the soil:sneaky2: still my fault though.:laugh1:

 

Crikey thats bad. perhaps you'd be better off working in a library.

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Ive kicked the head off many a gnome :lol: . I got confused years ago static / dynamic and ended up with a dynamic lowering rope which helped a small piece of oak punch a hole through a shed roof 7 times . Mind you each time it hit home the hole just got bigger . Broke a greenhouse window :biggrin: Not bad for over 17yrs .

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: . I got confused years ago static / dynamic and ended up with a dynamic lowering rope which helped a small piece of oak punch a hole through a shed roof 7 times . Mind you each time it hit home the hole just got bigger . .

 

:lol::laugh1::lol:

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