I've just been chinned !

[Tony Croft aka hamadryad]

Best to walk a way these days dean

I have similar story had a few drinks tonight wil keep it brief

Nice local village him in new large Audi

me In reasonable Landcruiser

Flash to let him past, he sits for minutes, drive down to let him know no parking left in lane, he lets rip with torrent of abuse. I park up and he comes over still ranting. So I do what any chilled 40 year old would do on the way to a childrens sports day. Grab him by the throat. His wife hits me with hand bag and tells me he has a heart condition, so I let go. Turns out he is a parent governor ?

 

DOH!

[Samuel]

Some people think they own the roads acting like that:thumbdown:

 

you never know he might phone you wanting some trees pruned:lol:. At leats you stayed cool, calm and collected about it

[Dave Martin]

Last Saturday night one of my friends ( about 44 19 stone all muscle ) was just going to get some chips before getting the taxi home when he saw a man knocking his girlfriend/wife around and advised that he should not be doing that. The man persisted and started banging her against a door so my friend went over to stop him, the man spun round and caught him his elbow so my friend said he floored him with a left hook and was just getting ready to throw the right when he got up and his wife/girlfriend swung her bag containing a gin bottle into my friends face cutting his mouth ... you just cant win.

[arbogrunt]

Gentlemen please. this is far too an aggressive thread for a saturday night!...rule of thumb is...when they enter into 'touch' distance, get the first punch in...better too be tried by 12 than carried by 6.

[gensetsteve]

Gentlemen please. this is far too an aggressive thread for a saturday night!...rule of thumb is...when they enter into 'touch' distance, get the first punch in...better too be tried by 12 than carried by 6.

 

Nuff said

[skyhuck]

my friends ( about 44 19 stone all muscle ) was just going to get some chips .

 

[Dave Martin]

 

Hey.. chips are a Saturday night treat

[Alex Reid]

chirst mate i hope u kicked the sun out of his backside mate, glad you got seen right by the police anway!

[Rob D]

 

There are some nuts about, next time I'll drive on, turned out the bloke was 70

 

He looked about 58-60

 

 

Next time just drive on and leave em to it.... it's never going to end well with people like this and you can do without the hassal.

 

 

It's strange how these sort of people manage to function in their day to day lives

[Mark Bolam]

I reckon the guy was into euthanasia, and thought if he smacked someone as big and ugly as Dean it would save the cost of a flight to Switzerland...