words of wisdom thread

[penfold]

always say what you think as the people who matter don't care and the people who care don't matter.

[Charlieh]

my two favourites:

 

Eagles may soar, but weasels dont get sucked into jet engines!

 

The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese,

[Treeworld]

work the land as if you will live forever, but live your life my friend as if you may die tomorrow:001_smile:

 

Do it nice or do it twice:001_smile:

 

Today is the start of the rest of your life:001_smile:

[ad15]

don't eat yellow snow

[monkeypuzzle22]

Life is a waste of time,

Time is a waste of life,

 

Get wasted all the time,

and you'll have the best time of your life...

 

x

[Stephen Blair]

my two favourites:

 

Eagles may soar, but weasels dont get sucked into jet engines!

 

The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese,

 

priceless charlie, that has made my day after a £320 bill for an mot on the van:sneaky2:

[Tom D]

my grandad used to say (with respect to less attractive women) " you don't look on the mantle piece when you're poking the fire"

[samarb]

Just a couple;

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

 

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

 

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

 

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

[mdvaden]

He who throws the most mud loses the most ground.

 

It's not the wind, but the set of the sails that directs a man.

 

Motion is two thirds of promotion.

 

[ad15]

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine.

 

Love is like a war:Easy to begin Hard to end!

 

Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.

 

Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.

 

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the Americas Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesnt want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.