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Another story from the old days. 
The climber for this firm was 55, Northern Irish, alcoholic, smoker, he had worked with the boss in the old days. 
They hated each other, they both hated me. It was a circle jerk of hate. 
So on the way to work in Dulwich and Croydon, John (the alky climber) would read the Daily Express and do the quick crossword whilst I drove (he always lost his license a few months after getting it back, regular as clockwork)

So I like crosswords, and sometimes I’d ask him for a clue to help me stay awake (no radio remember) on the way back to the yard from London.

He’d usually refuse, saying some mean spirited bollocks or other. 
I said “well, let’s try the cryptic crossword”

Begrudgingly he accedes and reads out 1 across

”Capital smoke, 6 letters……got it!….London” he says triumphantly 

I said “no, the answer is Havana, it’s the capital of Cuba and is also a cigar”

Theres a pause, he folds up the paper and puts it away. 
We finish the journey in silence as usual. 

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God, I hope there's a story soon about someone he got on well with. It's starting to feel like late-stage Bojack Horseman. 

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Welcome aboard! Just wait until you start to feel emotional towards some of the talking animal people. It gets pretty heavy.

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I've already wanted to kick the whale and and the seal in their politic, warmongering necks, the pricks. Does that count?

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Well no music,  no gossip,  turn the mind on to work,   do toilet in the morning,   don't come and tell me you forgot this and that,   I had a employee but due to disagreement i ended up with community service.   I work alone now and will never get a employee again.   Learned grass cutting and litter picking,  new skills to my name.   

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In the vans no issues at all, It's the site that bothers me, shouting like crazy and people not responding because they've got earphones in! A friend of mine was injured and couldn't get hold of his colleague due to earphones so for me they are a big no no on site

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slightly off topic driving down a single-track country lane yesterday a bloke walking down the middle with his back to me, got up to him about 4 foot away followed him for about 2 minutes i could see he had ear buds in. in the end i had to blow the horn at him 

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