Earmuffs - one up, one down

[Mark_Skyland]

Well, there is no vat on Scottish £50 notes because they are all fake so technically, yes.

 

 

[htb]

6 minutes ago, Mark_Skyland said:

Well, there is no vat on Scottish £50 notes because they are all fake so technically, yes.

 

 

Just as well I got rid of the last of mine then.

[Mark Bolam]

13 minutes ago, Mark_Skyland said:

Well, there is no vat on Scottish £50 notes because they are all fake so technically, yes.

 

 

You’ve got them up there as well then?

Bit of a run on them down here in Kent.

 

Can’t believe anyone would ever consider taking them, not even legal tender.

 

I often come back from Northumberland with Scottish notes, but struggle spending a fiver locally.

[Rich Rule]

I went into an ENT clinic after lots of problems with my ears.

 

They stuck a camera up my nose and asked if I had ever broken it.  Yes I replied, maybe 5 or 6 times.  He replied I can see that as well as a detached septum.

 

That was the cause of a lot of ear problems for me apparently.  I got some nose spray and was told if it didn’t get better he would break my nose.

 

I went back 6 months later and told him it was better. 
 

My ears are still ****************ed but I didn’t get my nose broken for the 7th time.
 

 

 

 

[AHPP]

Fixed without surgery. Looks good on the stats too.

[scbk]

On 06/12/2024 at 22:14, Mark_Skyland said:

Well, there is no vat on Scottish £50 notes because they are all fake so technically, yes.

So how much of a discount if I turn up with a £100 note with a picture of the Kessock Bridge?