business names

[Zenfordinner]

Symmetree.

 

We used to have a game at work where you had to think of comedy tree company names.

 

Arbrisk

EZTreez - we only do ez treez...

Leafull Tree Services

 

I like it!

[Zenfordinner]

Have you ever, or will you ever, do anything to a tree that might be described as mending?

 

Personally, I chop bits off trees until the client is satisfied with the quantity of tree remaining. Thats why I'm a tree service.

 

I passed a firm called Tree Menders today, they were working on the verge along the A1. The same thought went through my mind, as I glimpsed the trees they had felled.

[Peter]

Don't worry, I'm sure all the trees were re-assembled at the yard, and relocated to a new home in the woods, where they can live out their alloted days in peace and harmony with nature.

[scm]

how 'bout Treezy Peezy treecare, garunteed to make people take you seriously Dont forget to mention fencing, roof tile replacement and greenhouse reglazing as secondary services. The worst name ive seen is Treeason, good pun, bad connotations

[Log-ologist]

Hehe Have a cpl of customers with great names..Mr Fuker and Mrs Horsefield her address....The paddock

 

I go to a Mr Duck and a Mrs Chicken ( i'm no turkey though)

[igottacabstar]

I did a job for Christopher Robin last week.

[Arborist]

Ive worked for a Mrs Jelly and a Mr Lightning.

[TheTreeWiseMen]

A good friend of mine, Trip (a member on here) worked for a Mr. Wanker a while back. I kid you not! Some of the Yanks do have some strange names. And I met a Mrs. Peach yesterday, who was originally from Keswick.

[Zenfordinner]

There is a man 'round these parts who calls himself the Leylandii Tamer! Funnily enough though he passed some large Leylandii on to us as he could not reach the tops without a ladder. .

 

Years ago, had a client called Mrs. Whore.

 

Went to a restaurant in USA called Wankers Corner. Not one in sight though, glad to say!

[Yorkshireman]

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Went to a restaurant in USA called Wankers Corner. Not one in sight though, glad to say!

 

yeah word to the wise

 

dont eat there ,, just in case Eh`!!