Random moans.

[Mick Dempsey]

 

1: Almost every time they interview an Olympic athlete they always slip in some X-Factor type back story.

’Well done Chardonnay on your bronze medal for riding a kiddies bike round a bumpy course really fast, but we understand your Granny couldn’t come because she’s fighting a really vicious yeast infection?’

‘Yeah s’right, she can’t stop scratching it and it stinks’

’Well I’m sure shes very proud of you now etc….’

 

2: Performative/competitive celebration when your team scores a goal. 
Ok, you’re happy, whatever happened to a quiet fist pump, an embarrassed ‘yes!!’ Then settle down for the rest of the match?

Now hundreds of people have to throw their beer in the air, hug strangers and generally behave as if it was The Rapture.

Grow up you twats.

3: err, that’s it for now.

 

 

[Mark Bolam]

[manco]

ooaaarrrghhhh

[peds]

[manco]

6 minutes ago, peds said:

thats a moa. not a moan.

[peds]

Ahh. Sorry.

 

 

[scbk]

Here you go

 

 

 

[sime42]

3 minutes ago, scbk said:

Here you go

 

 

 

 

That's not just any moan, that's an embarrassingly expensive moan.

[PeteB]

No Internet here, boring, might have to go to bed after supper and read a book! Feel bereft without tinterweb. 

[Stubby]

16 minutes ago, PeteB said:

No Internet here, boring, might have to go to bed after supper and read a book! Feel bereft without tinterweb. 

How did you manage to post this Pete ?