Jokes???

[geoff]

LR and Tonto riding through the desert. LR stops for a pee behind a cactus, Tonto gets down and sticks his head to the ground, listening.

 

Tonto stands up, folds arms and looks solemn.

 

"What's up?", asks LR.

 

"Buffalo come", says Tonto.

 

LR looks around but sees nothing.

 

"How do you know?", he asks.

 

"Ear sticky" says Tonto...

[geoff]

The lone ranger and tonto are riding into town after a long trek, They arrive, and the lone ranger says, " I'm going in the saloon for a pint, I'm parched. Tonto, just run around outside, make yourself look busy, I wont be long"

 

After 5 minutes, a guy walks in, goes up to the bar and says, "scuse me, are you the lone ranger?" He replies, " I sure am, why?"

The stranger says, " I think you've left your injun running"

[Stubby]

L/R and Tonto Riding along L/R stops for a wazz . Tonto put ear to the ground and says many soux Indian come ! L/R say what shall we do Tonto ? Tonto says you white man ......

Edited April 23, 2013 by Stephen Blair

[Paulfreebury]

A friend of mine thinks his son is autistic. Don't think so...his drawings are

Edited April 25, 2013 by Stephen Blair

[Woodcrafter]

Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?

 

Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there..

[PeteB]

I got caught having a pee in the local swimming pool today!

 

The Lifeguard shouted so loud, I nearly fell in!

[Mycoman]

Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them, they said it would be just like winning the lottery! I agreed, and they were right. We all stripped off and to my horror, we had six matching balls!

[Woodcrafter]

I think My new German girlfriend gives me marks out of ten when we have sex. Last night for example I shoved it right up her a**e and she yelled "nine, nine!"

[Mycoman]

Bill Roach, Jim Davidson, Rolf Harris, Freddie Starr and Stuart Hall.. You gotta admit the prison panto is looking good this year....

[PeteB]

I just had to explain Google search and Google images to my Mum.....

 

"Just type in anything and it will find it", I say. "How about a nice cream pie?" She says....

 

"Except that?", Says I.....

Edited May 5, 2013 by PeteB