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Now I’m Irish and not much of a royalist but I think there are thousands of things we can share jokes about besides making light of the passing of Prince Philip r.I.p.

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An Englishman and an Scotsman go to a bakery.

The Englishman steals three buns and puts them into his pockets and leaves. He says to the Scotsman: “That took great skill and guile to steal those buns. The owner didn’t even see me.”

“That’s just simple thievery,” the Scotsman replied. “I’ll show you how to do it the honest way and get the same results.”

The Scotsman then proceeded to call out the owner of the bakery and says: “Sir, I want to show you a magic trick.” The owner was intrigued so he came over to see the magic trick.

The Scotsman asked him for a bun and then he proceeded to eat it. He asked two more times and after eating them again the owner says: “Okay my friend, where’s the magic trick?”

The Scotsman then said: “Look in the Englishman’s pockets.”

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