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I’m really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is open Mike night!

 

I’m starting a flight company exclusively for bald people, I’ll call it… Receding airlines.

 

My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.

 

Whoever stole my antidepressants: I hope you’re happy.

 

What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.

 

Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

 

I was researching about Atheism. Turns out it’s a non-prophet organization.

 

 

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