Jokes???

[nepia]

8 hours ago, WirralBoy said:

Confucius he say "man with no grass in garden . . . . .

 . . . . . . . . . . he look forlorn"

Confucius he say 'man who has sexual problem wakes up in morning with solution in hand'

[Conor Wright]

6 minutes ago, nepia said:

Confucius he say 'man who has sexual problem wakes up in morning with solution in hand'

He also say man with hole in pocket feel a little cocky all day long!

[Logdaft]

[Logdaft]

[Mark J]

 

[eggsarascal]

1 hour ago, Mark J said:

 

You're going mad mate, he didn't have sex with her and there were no party's in Downing St during lockdown. When will you get this stuff in your head?

[eggsarascal]

It's getting windy out there.

[oldwoodcutter]

As some of you already know, there is a new Mrs Oldwoodcutter in my life.
She’s very good at some things, but cookings not one of them.
She put some daffodil bulbs in my hotpot, thinking they were onions I’d left in the kitchen.
I’m still in hospital but getting better, the doctors say I should be out in the spring.

[Stubby]

36 minutes ago, oldwoodcutter said:

As some of you already know, there is a new Mrs Oldwoodcutter in my life.
She’s very good at some things, but cookings not one of them.
She put some daffodil bulbs in my hotpot, thinking they were onions I’d left in the kitchen.
I’m still in hospital but getting better, the doctors say I should be out in the spring.

Cracker ! 😁

[nepia]