Jokes???

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So the quick witted bartender says “I’m sorry we don’t serve faster than light neutrinos in here”
A neutrino walks into a bar.....

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[Mark J]

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[Ratman]

[Big J]

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[Rough Hewn]

Spec savers for me tomorrow 🤣🤣🤣[emoji106]

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BBC News - Probably in the "And finally" bit....
 

A missing man in Turkey accidentally joined his own search party for hours before realising he was the person they were looking for, local media reports.

Beyhan Mutlu had been drinking with friends on Tuesday when he wandered into a forest in Bursa province.

When he failed to return, his wife and friends alerted local authorities and a search party was sent out.

Mr Mutlu, 50, then stumbled across the search party and decided to join them, NTV reported.

But when members of the search party began calling out his name, he replied: "I am here."

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