Jokes???

[topchippyles]

13 minutes ago, Big J said:

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

 

Sally has no arms.

 

 

Knock knock

 

Who's there?

 

Well it's not Sally

What a dumb arse joke from a clever chap. Can she swim 🤭

[Big J]

Just now, topchippyles said:

What a dumb arse joke from a clever chap. Can she swim 🤭

 

You can blame Radio 4 for that one 😄

 

Dr Phil's bedside Manner, 18:30 today. Apparently, this was a joke told to a surgeon by an 11 year old he was about to operate on. 

[Big J]

[Big J]

I’m spreading the word about the benefits of eating dried grapes.

 

It’s all about raisin awareness

[adw]

Went to get on a bus today the little Indian driver said i am jam packed full, I said I don’t care what your bloody name is I just want to get on the bus,

[Stubby]

6 minutes ago, adw said:

Went to get on a bus today the little Indian driver said i am jam packed full, I said I don’t care what your bloody name is I just want to get on the bus,

I think its " Ram Jam Full " 🙂

[adw]

Oh do you know Stubby?

[Ratman]

[Ratman]

[Khriss]

On 26/08/2021 at 22:10, topchippyles said:

What a dumb arse joke from a clever chap. Can she swim 🤭

She would be called ' Bob' and R4 has a lot to answer for .. K