Jokes???

[TLS Forestry]

For weeks I have been waiting for a celebrity to die so I can tell you all a joke!! And Jim has fixed it for me!!!

[Tommy_B]

The International Council of Man Laws.

 

 

I love this...:lol:

[Stephen Blair]

I love this...:lol:

 

Me Too:thumbup:

[tommer9]

I spent a few more hours at the wife's grave today.

 

 

 

 

She still thinks its going to be a pond....

[nepia]

Never trust a dwarf who says your wife's hair smells nice.

[Stephen Blair]

I spent a few more hours at the wife's grave today.

 

 

 

 

She still thinks its going to be a pond....

 

Ha ha

[Big J]

Facebook is like prison - you spend hours writing on walls and occasionally you get poked by someone you don't know.

[Tyz05]

One day little Molly notices that some builders are working on the house next door. Curious, she goes over to investigate. The builders, with hearts of gold, decide to adopt Molly as site mascot. They teach her all about building and they even give her a little pink hard hat and some pink boots.

 

After a few days her mother asks, "So Molly, will you be working with the builders again today?"

 

"I don't know Mummy" comes the reply ..."It depends if those €#%#$ at Jewson deliver the %#^$ing bricks".

[TLS Forestry]

A convict breaks in to a house & ties up the husband & his wife.

He jumps on the wife and kisses her ear, then runs to the bathroom. The husband whispers to his wife "Satisfy him, or he'll kill us. I saw the way he kissed u, just be strong, I love you!" The wife replies "He didn't kiss me, he whispered in my ear he's gay, horny & looking for vaseline. I told him its in the bathroom. Lets see who's strong now!!

[Mick Stockbridge]

Paddy and his girlfriend start kissing on the sofa. After a while she say's "Lets take this upstairs" Paddy say's "Ok, you grab one end I'll get the other"