Jokes???

[SamanthaSunny]

8 minutes ago, David Cropper said:

I only really offer advice that won't cause injury to the recipients of my wisdom. Maybe trade her in for a Jock bird, they're pretty frugal as to spending habits, but can be violent if cornered or corrected. Also as to the constant babbling, it doesn't really matter, learn to tune out, whatever you do, do not argue back. You will be injured. Also, never, ever go over my head and ask Eggs for relationship advice.

My husband is tighter than two coats of paint and would sell me if he could get away with it 😂 Del Boy in a kilt !!! 
Have laughed so much at this post David so Thankyou 😁 

[SamanthaSunny]

Just now, David Cropper said:

Is this some hidden message ? Maybe Beating of meat? Or am I totally off the mark? 

I found you an obedient perfect wife 😂😂😂😂😂

[Doug Tait]

1 hour ago, SamanthaSunny said:

My husband is tighter than two coats of paint and would sell me if he could get away with it 😂 Del Boy in a kilt !!! 
Have laughed so much at this post David so Thankyou 😁 

Del boy in a kilt, you don't know how lucky you are!

I didn't hear a note from the bagpipes on auld years night, in Scotland. Still fuming that you have your own personal piper, and you live south of London!

[gary112]

[SamanthaSunny]

5 hours ago, Doug Tait said:

Del boy in a kilt, you don't know how lucky you are!

I didn't hear a note from the bagpipes on auld years night, in Scotland. Still fuming that you have your own personal piper, and you live south of London!

Awww I would shared his videos but I do not know how to load a full song without a warning saying file too large ☹️ 

[woodlover2]

I received a phone call from one of many gorgeous ex-girlfriends the

other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic

nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked

if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that

"magic".

"Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a

bit older and a bit heavier than when you last saw me."

She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge.

"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline

that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying

that tubby men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great

lover.

Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"

So I told her to fcuk off.

[Stubby]

1 minute ago, woodlover2 said:

I received a phone call from one of many gorgeous ex-girlfriends the

other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic

nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked

if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that

"magic".

"Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a

bit older and a bit heavier than when you last saw me."

She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge.

"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline

that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying

that tubby men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great

lover.

Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"

So I told her to fcuk off.

Outstanding ! 😁

[woodlover2]

Since it started snowing my wife has done nothing but look through the window.

If it gets much deeper I'll have to let her in!

[leestreecare]

Brinkley

[woodlover2]