Jokes???

[maybelateron]

A man thinks he sees a cockroach in the kitchen so he cleans it really thoroughly and disinfects the whole room.

 

His wife says she's going to put the cockroach in the bathroom tomorrow.

[Logdaft]

[Logdaft]

[eggsarascal]

3 hours ago, Logdaft said:

I think I know that lass.

[eggsarascal]

The local swimming pool opens next week, due to social distancing lanes 1-3 and 5 won't have any water in them.

[Matthew Storrs]

On 08/06/2020 at 19:09, Big J said:

Liverpool was once reknowned as the hub of the Transatlantic shipping industry. Infact, at one point it's reckoned that 15% of Liverpudlians worked for Cunard. The other 85% didn't work very hard at all.

I don’t get this one! Can someone explain for me? 

[Big J]

15 minutes ago, Matthew Storrs said:

I don’t get this one! Can someone explain for me? 

Just keep repeating "For Cunard" until it clicks. ?

[eggsarascal]

12 minutes ago, Matthew Storrs said:

I don’t get this one! Can someone explain for me? 

It's a play on words Matthew, swap out 'for Curnard' for '****************ing hard'.

[Matthew Storrs]

2 hours ago, eggsarascal said:

It's a play on words Matthew, swap out 'for Curnard' for '****************ing hard'.

 

2 hours ago, Big J said:

Just keep repeating "For Cunard" until it clicks. ?

Yes! Sorry, My posh southern bbc accent was skewing the authenticity of that one. ? 

[Big J]

20 minutes ago, Matthew Storrs said:

 

Yes! Sorry, My posh southern bbc accent was skewing the authenticity of that one. ? 

With your BBC accent, you should have got it - I got the joke from Jack Dee on Sorry I Haven't a Clue ?