Jokes???

[eggsarascal]

2 minutes ago, topchippyles said:

Thats my boy eggs get it down you,Having a cold one myself 

Needed a cold one or two this evening, van started playing up again 60 miles away from home, it got me back, but that's for another thread.

[topchippyles]

4 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

Needed a cold one or two this evening, van started playing up again 60 miles away from home, it got me back, but that's for another thread.

60 miles so much for self isolating musch 

[topchippyles]

16 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

Needed a cold one or two this evening, van started playing up again 60 miles away from home, it got me back, but that's for another thread.

Hope the trip was worth it eggs. Anything sexual ?? 

[eggsarascal]

7 minutes ago, topchippyles said:

60 miles so much for self isolating musch 

Utilities mate, key workers. that's semi local for a breakdown/leak. Got to keep folk on supply.

[David Cropper]

[Squaredy]

HOW TO HAVE SEX WHILE ON LOCKDOWN WITH THE KIDS IN THE HOUSE.
The only way to pull off a lockdown afternoon 'quickie' with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the street activities.

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

'There's a car being towed from the car park,' he shouted.

'An ambulance just drove by!'

'Looks like the Andersons have people round,' he called out.

'Matt's out on his bike and his mum is telling him off'

'Looks as if the Sanders are going into full isolation!'

'Jason has had his skate board taken off him

After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are having sex!!'

Startled, his mum and dad shot up in bed!

Dad cautiously called out,
'How do you know they're having sex?'

'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar'!! ?

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[Ratman]

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[kevinjohnsonmbe]