Jokes???

[Mark J]

3 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

And did those feet in pleasant time...

Those words just brought back a load of unanticipated memories. Cheers. ?

[Big J]

Not a joke as such, but watching a video from Autocar comparing the old Suzuki SJ with the new Jimny, the reviewer (Matt Prior, a usually conservative and professional journalist) used the analogy (when referring to the old SJ) that it rattled like "a skeleton masturbating in a filing cabinet" which I thought was outstanding. Whenever a machine I own presents such symptoms in the future, I shall be cracking out that expression!

[monkeybusiness]

A mate used ‘2 skeletons fucking in a bin’ as a similar description recently, which had everyone present in tears! 

[Mark J]

I think it was Frankie Boyle who suggested that snaking Victoria Beckham was akin to sticking your dick inbetween two deckchairs.

 

[eggsarascal]

2 minutes ago, Mark J said:

I think it was Frankie Boyle who suggested that snaking Victoria Beckham was akin to sticking your dick inbetween two deckchairs.

 

I would, given half the chance. And the rest of 'em.

[Mark J]

Courtesy of Barry Fox.

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

Obv’s it’s not ‘my’ humour, but rather funny and just about as credible as Mark’s ???

Edited August 30, 2019 by kevinjohnsonmbe

[felixthelogchopper]

Useful advice from Viz.

[eggsarascal]

[Ratman]