Jokes???

[Mull]

What ? Its a cracker !

 

Maybe I was a tad harsh! But on second thoughts, maybe I wasn't!😄

[WeeDee]

What ? Its a cracker !

 

 

Agreed.

I woke the wife up to tell her!

[Mull]

Agreed.

I woke the wife up to tell her!

 

She must have been delighted I'm sure!

[Agent-Arb]

Been waiting in the pub now ages for our lass to pick me up how long does it take to have a baby for sake !!!

 

 

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[nipski]

My Mrs wants something silky for Christmas... No doubt the tin of emulsion I got her will be the wrong sodding colour!

[Garyjp]

My Mrs wants something silky for Christmas... No doubt the tin of emulsion I got her will be the wrong sodding colour!

 

Completely wrong... She is after a new blade and a saw pod!

 

 

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[Garyjp]

What does a dyslexic yorkshireman wear on his head?

 

 

 

 

A cat flap!

 

(why is dyslexic such a bloody difficult word to spell??)

 

 

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[Mull]

I thought i'd surprise the post lady this morning so i went to the door naked and put my dick through the letterbox, i don't know what surprised her more, my dick through the letterbox or the fact i that knew where she lived!

[Gray git]

I thought i'd surprise the post lady this morning so i went to the door naked and put my dick through the letterbox, i don't know what surprised her more, my dick through the letterbox or the fact that i knew where she lived!

 

Fixt That for you

[bobh]

I thought i'd surprise the post lady this morning so i went to the door naked and put my dick through the letterbox, i don't know what surprised her more, my dick through the letterbox or the fact i that knew where she lived!

 

I know your post lady - you're a brave man indeed!