Jokes???

[Stephen Blair]

Ha ha ha

[Sam Thompson]

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book,

and noticed he had his collar on backwards.

The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.

The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father."

The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'

The priest looked up from his book and answered,

''I am the Father of many.'

The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!'

The priest, getting impatient, said.

'I am the Father of hundreds', and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while,

then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear a condom,

and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar."

[jonnyboy]

My wife has been missing for a week now and the police have said to expect the worst....... so I've been to the charity shop to get her clothes back!

[Stephen Blair]

My wife has been missing for a week now and the police have said to expect the worst....... so I've been to the charity shop to get her clothes back!

 

:lol:

[Mark Bolam]

I had a date last night with a lass who had a fanny made of plasticine.

 

I didn't shag her, but I think I made a good impression.

[nepia]

I've just spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge or, as the wife likes to call it, foreplay.

[Tommy_B]

A mate of mine sent me a link to this on facebook.

 

Read these reviews.

 

Amazon.co.uk: Customer Reviews: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200ml

[bbtarb]

A mate of mine sent me a link to this on facebook.

 

Read these reviews.

 

Amazon.co.uk: Customer Reviews: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200ml

 

that is brilliant!

[Tommy_B]

that is brilliant!

 

I was crying when I read some of them!!

[Tyz05]

A mate of mine sent me a link to this on facebook.

 

Read these reviews.

 

Amazon.co.uk: Customer Reviews: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200ml

 

Hahahahaha!!!! That's brilliant! Particularly like the spud comment!