Jokes???

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A Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich Chinese Businessman

and an Australian were waiting one morning for a particularly

slow group of golfers in front of them.

 

The Aussie fumed, 'What's with those guys? We must have

been waiting for fifteen bloody minutes!'

 

The Indian Doctor chimed in, 'My goodness gracious I don't know,

but I've never seen such poor golf!'

 

The Chinese Businessman called out 'Move it, move it, time is money!'

 

The Priest said, 'Here comes George the green keeper.

Let's have a word with him.'

'Hello, George!', said the Priest, 'What's wrong with that

group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?'

George the green keeper replied, 'Oh, yes. That's a group of blind

fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year,

so we always let them play for free anytime.'

 

The group fell silent for a moment.

The Priest said, 'That's so sad. I think I will say a

special prayer for them tonight!'

 

The Indian Doctor said, 'Good idea. I'm going to contact my

ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can

do for them!'

 

The Chinese Businessman replied, 'I think I'll donate $50,000

to the fire-fighters in honour of these brave souls!'

 

The Aussie said, 'Why the F@ck can't they play at night?'

[PeteB]

Man says to his wife "What would you do if I won the lottery?"

 

"Take half and leave you" she replies

 

"Here's a fiver, now Sod Off!"

[Martyn Amos]

i told the wife that i kept getting a burning sensation in my arse and did not know what it was ?

she said ring sting

i said what makes you think he'll know :lol:

[Tommy_B]

i told the wife that i kept getting a burning sensation in my arse and did not know what it was ?

she said ring sting

i said what makes you think he'll know :lol:

 

Hahahaha!!! I've just lost a mouthful of tea to that one!! Excellent!!

[Lorry thompson]

Hahaha same here that's class

[Martyn Amos]

QUOTE=Tommy_B;457089]Hahahaha!!! I've just lost a mouthful of tea to that one!! Excellent!!

 

:thumbup:

[Martyn Amos]

Hahaha same here that's class

 

tis a good un lor

made me laugh me head off,when sent to me as a text in the middle of the forestry,i almost dropped my saw:thumbup:

[Lorry thompson]

I love jokes like that my wife doesn't share the same enthusiasm like haha

[Lorry thompson]

THE SUN- Woman addicted to eating sofas!...........Sounds like she has a suite tooth

[bob]

WARNING! There's been a fight in the biscuit tin. A lad called Rocky, hit a Penguin over the head with a Club, tied him to a Wagonwheel with a Blue Ribbon and made his Breakaway in a Taxi. police say Rocky was last seen just After Eight by a Viscount from Maryland, Hobnobbing with a Gingernut and an accomplice, only known to the police as Rich T. unfortunately they don't have a crumb of evidence, so the Jammie Dodger might get away with it!

 

Is that a true story or a joke?