Jokes???

[the villan]

charlie sheen got busted last night apparently had enough drugs in him to kill off two and a half men

[armchairarborist]

WARNING! There's been a fight in the biscuit tin. A lad called Rocky, hit a Penguin over the head with a Club, tied him to a Wagonwheel with a Blue Ribbon and made his Breakaway in a Taxi. police say Rocky was last seen just After Eight by a Viscount from Maryland, Hobnobbing with a Gingernut and an accomplice, only known to the police as Rich T. unfortunately they don't have a crumb of evidence, so the Jammie Dodger might get away with it!

[Stephen Blair]

Chuckle chuckle

[andywood]

A white horse walks into a pub, and the landlord sez to him funny you should come in here as we sell a whisky named after you, the horse replied what, Eric.

[Tree Man Tom]

Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all?

 

Suspicion of anything foreign!!

[Tommy_B]

Save money by pretending that you have the latest gadgets.

 

(But I won't be doing this as its sad)

 

Sent from my iPad 2

Edited March 25, 2011 by Tommy_B

[oldwoodcutter]

A young feller from hereabouts swallowed some Tipex instead of his Viagara,woke up with a big correction.

[Matthew Arnold]

A young feller from hereabouts swallowed some Tipex instead of his Viagara,woke up with a big correction.

 

Just read it out to the family and we are all crying with laughter lol

[oldwoodcutter]

Michael O'Leary [Ryanair] walks into a Dublin bar and asks for a pint of Guinness.

"That'll be 2 euros" says the barman

"That's a very competitive price"

"Yeah,and would you like a glass with that?"

[Mark J]

OCD sufferers. Their days are numbered.