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Now I’m Irish and not much of a royalist but I think there are thousands of things we can share jokes about besides making light of the passing of Prince Philip r.I.p.

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My wife and I went into town and visited a shop yesterday.
When we came out, there was a policeman writing a parking ticket.
We went up to him and I said, "Come on man, how about giving a pensioner a break?"
He just ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an "a**hole."
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.
So my wife called him a "s*ithead."
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
He finally finished, sneered at us and walked away.
Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.
We always look for cars with Vote Labour stickers.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.
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