Jokes???

[manco]

5 hours ago, woodwizzard said:

 

 

i would hope that somewhere around the country theres a shop thats re-labelled its off-licence section as office supplies just for a giggle. somewhere there must be a shopkeeper with a sense of humour

[Tommy_B]

16 hours ago, agg221 said:

Why is 10+ 10 the same as 11+11?

 

Alec

Very good! I like that!

 

One is 20 and the other is 22

[Rich Rule]

I don't get it?  Anyone care to explain to this dullard?

[manco]

17 minutes ago, Tommy_B said:

Very good! I like that!

 

One is 20 and the other is 22

i dont like being made to do maths to get to a punchline.

(unless its the maths trick i saw years ago. that was a belter.)

[Tommy_B]

17 minutes ago, Rich Rule said:

I don't get it?  Anyone care to explain to this dullard?

One is 20 and the other is twenty too

[Rich Rule]

Who da thunk it.  You need a good understanding of the English language to work out a simple mathematical joke.

[Mark Bolam]

Cheers Tommy!

 

I was about to PM Alec to get him to explain the punchline!

[Ratman]

[Mark Bolam]

There’s a story there Ratman.

 

When the police caught him they asked how many bodies were buried in his garden.

’Ten’ he said.

They dug up twelve bodies.

 

When he was next interviewed they said,

‘Fred, not only are you a horrible murdering bastard, you’re also a liar.

There were twelve bodies.’

 

West replied,

’Well I’m a builder, it was only an estimate.’

[eggsarascal]

3 hours ago, manco said:

youre saying i dont have a right to not want to hear back from someone being abusive to me?

Nope, I'm saying keep your big mouth shut if you don't want grief back. Ya clown.