Jokes???

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[David Cropper]

[SamanthaSunny]

On 04/06/2021 at 16:20, Retired Climber said:

You'd think whoever makes these things, would at least check their English before unleashing their 'jokes' onto the internet. 

Muppet 😂

[SamanthaSunny]

17 hours ago, David Cropper said:

Hilarious 😆 

[Retired Climber]

9 minutes ago, SamanthaSunny said:

Muppet 😂

My comment wasn't aimed at you, but the semi-literate beings who spend their time making these 'funnies'. 

[Ratman]

[Mark J]

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Wednesday at 18:39

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A man owned a small ranch near Great Falls, Montana. The Montana Labour Department got a tip that he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an investigator out to interview him.

"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the investigator.

"Well," replied the rancher, "there's my ranch hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1200 a week plus free room and board."

"The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $1000 per week plus free room and board."

"Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day, with no days off, and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week and pays his own room and board."

"But, I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night, and he also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

"That's the guy I want to talk to... the half-wit," says the investigator.

"You're talking to him," replied the rancher.