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Now I’m Irish and not much of a royalist but I think there are thousands of things we can share jokes about besides making light of the passing of Prince Philip r.I.p.

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Jurgen Klopp flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi boy play football. Kloppy is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over. Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Chelsea with only

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Not exactly a joke but a conversation with my wife earlier who was moaning about a self important security guard outside a shop.
“ I bet he just goes home at night, drinks beer, watches TV then wanks to porn all night “
I couldn’t even bring myself to pretend to throw scorn on his chosen lifestyle.

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Our grandsons infants school had a safety visit from the fire brigade recently.
One of the firemen held up a smoke detector and asked if anyone knew what it was for?
My grandson immediately put his hand up and said "it's so my mum knows when our tea's done"

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