Jokes???

[Big J]

A man in Iran was forced by judicial decree to marry a goat. As he'd in effect consummated the union already, the judge said that it was the only decent thing to do, and would be better for the kids.

[David Cropper]

[Ratman]

[eggsarascal]

This is a photograph of the Prime Minister telling the BBC off for lack of integrity.

 

 

 

[Logdaft]

[topchippyles]

Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store.

As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.

One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some old senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious stubby walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked "What are you sellin' here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically,

"We're selling ass-holes."

Without skipping a beat, stubby said,

"You're doing well. Only two left."

Seniors - don't mess with them! 👴
 

Edited May 24, 2021 by topchippyles

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