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So I have just been into Tesco
Honestly it was shocking - they had no toilet paper at all.
Reluctantly I headed for the customer service and asked if they Had any.
A firm NO and a look in disgust was the answer.
Walking back to the toilets with my pants and trousers around my ankles was a walk I never want to do again.
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Now I’m Irish and not much of a royalist but I think there are thousands of things we can share jokes about besides making light of the passing of Prince Philip r.I.p.

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1 hour ago, Nopedigree said:
 
So I have just been into Tesco
Honestly it was shocking - they had no toilet paper at all.
Reluctantly I headed for the customer service and asked if they Had any.
A firm NO and a look in disgust was the answer.
Walking back to the toilets with my pants and trousers around my ankles was a walk I never want to do again.

That's a stonker ?????

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Leo, Boris, Trump, Pope Francis & Mary a ten year old Irish girl were on a flight with just 4 parachutes .
 

As the plane went down they were short one parachute, they agreed Leo should go first when he said ‘I need to sort out the corona virus in Ireland,I need one ‘ & off he went,

 

Boris was next and said ‘Im the smartest man in England, I simply cannot die, I have to survive’, and out he jumped with a parachute,

 

next was Trump and he said ‘I’m need to keep America great and sort out this corona virus’ and out he jumped..

 

one parachute left, Pope Francis said , little Mary you take it, I have lived a good life, you are young with your whole life ahead of you... take it.

 

Mary replied.. it’s ok Francis, there’s two parachutes left, the smartest man in England took my school bag..... ???

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