Jokes???

[Rough Hewn]

An undercover cop called at my farm in Frankby yesterday evening...
“I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs”, he said.

“By all means officer, just don’t go in that field over there”, I replied.

The cop exploded, saying “Do you know who the fuck I am?! I have the authority of the government with me!”, he shouted before pulling a badge out of his back pocket, “Do you see this fucking badge?! This badge means I can do what I want and I’ll go wherever the fuck I want, have I made myself clear?!”

I nodded politely, apologised, and went about my work. A short while later, I hear loud screams, looked up and saw the cop running for his life being chased by my angry bull. With each step, the bull was gaining ground and he seemed sure to be gored before he reached safety. The officer looked terrified and continued to run for his life.

I threw down my tools, immediately ran to the edge of the fence and shouted at the top of my lungs,

“Your badge, show him your fucking badge!”

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[Haironyourchest]

(sign on a gate)

 

"Access to my land is free, but my bull charges!"

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

[Mull]

[felixthelogchopper]

[Mull]

It’s gonna take a pile of sandbags to keep borisgate watertight, not that it’s ‘borisgate’ yet, but only a matter of time I’d imagine. Bunch of celebrity seeking tossers.
Kev and difflock will be in full support though[emoji849]

Pity, two good men lost, dissolutioned.[emoji26]

[Mull]

Worst spell of dissolusioned I’ve seen!

[petercb]

Worst spell of dissolusioned I’ve seen!

Slightly closer!

[Mull]

Slightly closer!

Thankd

[eggsarascal]

6 hours ago, Mull said:

Worst spell of dissolusioned I’ve seen!

spell chucked.