They just can’t leave people

[GarethM]

Does the local magistrates court and police station have a chair reserved just for you, maybe "Reserved Eggs - Accused" name card?.

[eggsarascal]

8 minutes ago, GarethM said:

Does the local magistrates court and police station have a chair reserved just for you, maybe "Reserved Eggs - Accused" name card?.

You’d think so, if people were daft enough to go along with you. Apparently I’m a knuckle dragging, violent thug. I’m sure folk from this parish would tell you differently.

[topchippyles]

1 hour ago, Doug Tait said:

 

I'd think you'll be right.

 

My mates wife inherited the family paddock, just a few acres and a stable block with a lean to for storage. The folk renting it did nothing, place was a mess with fences down, broken gates, the 'grazing' was waist high with thistles and ragwort, the metre wide space between the back of the stables and boundary wall was filled with muck because the muck heap was overflowing. They got their marching orders and my mate and I sorted it out, I got a stable for storage and we made the lean to into a workshop with a compressor for maintenance etc.

Wasn't long before the rumour locally was we'd kicked them out to start an illegal business fixing cars, then the threatening letters from the council started. Fairly obvious the previous tennant was suffering sour grapes, seems you've been caught in a similar scenario.

 

All I know of Cheshire is Knutsford Services, had a long, long wait there once for the RAC to take the pickup and I home to the Borders, that was a drawn out journey!

 

Hope you enjoy Cheshire in peace.

If you are down that neck of the woods again doug you can pop in and have a cuppa with eggs.

[GarethM]

Plain and simply you know you're in the wrong and that's why you're being moved along and will no doubt be required to moved again at some point.

 

I have zero to prove and asking someone to step outside just proves you know it's wrong.

 

I think we both know you're probably more going straight to the kicking than kissing, maybe work on your chat up line if so.

Edited February 17, 2023 by GarethM

[eggsarascal]

13 minutes ago, GarethM said:

Plain and simply you know you're in the wrong and that's why you're being moved along and will no doubt be required to moved again at some point.

 

I have zero to prove and asking someone to step outside just proves you know it's wrong.

I really don’t know where you’ve got this violent thing from, it really isn’t my thing. I might get a bit huffy, but violence ain’t my thing.

[topchippyles]

Just now, eggsarascal said:

I really don’t know where you’ve got this violent thing from, it really isn’t my thing. I might get a bit huffy, but violence ain’t my thing.

Just another keyboard warrior there are a few on here.

[GarethM]

1 hour ago, eggsarascal said:

Why don’t you take up my offer, I’ll come to you, or better still you come to me and I’ll show you that I pay council tax. Do you honestly think I wouldn’t keep myself on the electoral roll?

 

Well children, why don't we let the cough cough star pupil explain himself to the class.

 

And you Don't pay it for your caravan do you.

Edited February 17, 2023 by GarethM

[Doug Tait]

1 hour ago, topchippyles said:

If you are down that neck of the woods again doug you can pop in and have a cuppa with eggs.

 

Absolutely I'd take him up on his kind offer Les, get the feeling we'd rub along just fine.

 

Although saying that, the time I broke down at Knutsford I was working in the Cotswolds and staying in a tent in the bosses family garden due to covid, not sure I'd risk it again now that I know I should've been paying council tax there too...

[eggsarascal]

7 hours ago, Doug Tait said:

 

Absolutely I'd take him up on his kind offer Les, get the feeling we'd rub along just fine.

 

Although saying that, the time I broke down at Knutsford I was working in the Cotswolds and staying in a tent in the bosses family garden due to covid, not sure I'd risk it again now that I know I should've been paying council tax there too...

And there you have it, ol’ brain dead won’t have it mind.

[Mull]

8 hours ago, GarethM said:

 

Well children, why don't we let the cough cough star pupil explain himself to the class.

 

And you Don't pay it for your caravan do you.

I guess you get a hard time in real life Gareth, you won’t cancel that out by being a smartarse bellend on here, jog on to another forum and charm them with your shite wit.