Looking for a yew trunk

[Doug Tait]

4 minutes ago, waterbuoy said:

She actually advised that she is based in Hampshire

 

That's remarkable insight.

Have you got a crystal ball, or did you read goat entrails? Perhaps you know a wisened old lady who saw the answer through an ethereal mist in return for a Schilling and a small bag of catnip?

[waterbuoy]

On 29/01/2023 at 23:18, Joanne edmonds said:

Hi doobin, I’m based Hampshire. I need one whole piece to carve a single seat out of and one whole piece to carve a two seater. I also need some milled boards to make two planters. Can you help? Where are you base?

 

Nope - just a case of reading the thread before posting.  Simples.......

 

(realise I may have missed the sarcasm but it is a working day after all!)

Edited February 20, 2023 by waterbuoy

[trigger_andy]

1 minute ago, waterbuoy said:

 

Nope - just a case of reading the thread before posting.  Simples.......

@manco trying to be a smart arse and instead just ended up an arse.  

[manco]

1 hour ago, trigger_andy said:

@manco trying to be a smart arse and instead just ended up an arse.  

only ever trying to be an arse, get to the bottom of things, firmly seated in the moment, butt sometimes people rear against me.

i suppose if my arse is online not on the line, its got bluetooth and wifi so it must be a smart arse. 

[Stubby]

57 minutes ago, manco said:

only ever trying to be an arse, get to the bottom of things, firmly seated in the moment, butt sometimes people rear against me.

i suppose if my arse is online not on the line, its got bluetooth and wifi so it must be a smart arse. 

That's a bummer mate . 

[Mark Bolam]

@monkeybusiness has some big yews coming up.

[trigger_andy]

1 hour ago, Mark Bolam said:

@monkeybusiness has some big yews coming up.

Black Walnut money though 

[Mark Bolam]

Chelsea money?

[monkeybusiness]

2 hours ago, trigger_andy said:

Black Walnut money though 

No - just enough to pay for a helicopter or small island, I’m not greedy. 

[trigger_andy]

Just now, monkeybusiness said:

No - just enough to pay for a helicopter or small island, I’m not greedy. 

Not greedy, just delusional 🤣