Cutting cookies

[gobbypunk]

So I want to have a go at cutting cookies but never have so I am guessing that I just ratchet strap my butt to the mill on like a 45% and just cut them ,is that how everyone else does it as always keen to hear your thoughts.

Cheers Mark

[Stubby]

I have to admit my butt has never been ratchet strapped but , whatever turns you on ...

[topchippyles]

I have to admit my butt has never been ratchet strapped but , whatever turns you on

 

My mate stubby went to our local florist.

"I'd like to buy some flowers for my wife" said Stubby.

"Certainly sir” the florist said “What is it you're after?"

"A blow job!" said Stubby. 🤭

Edited July 27, 2021 by topchippyles

[Johnsond]

37 minutes ago, topchippyles said:

I have to admit my butt has never been ratchet strapped but , whatever turns you on

 

My mate stubby went to our local florist.

"I'd like to buy some flowers for my wife" said Stubby.

"Certainly sir” the florist said “What is it you're after?"

"A blow job!" said Stubby. 🤭

Ffs Les stick to the day job bud 🙄

[trigger_andy]

2 minutes ago, Johnsond said:

Ffs Les stick to the day job bud 🙄

I think talking about cock is his day-job. 

[topchippyles]

5 minutes ago, Johnsond said:

Ffs Les stick to the day job bud 🙄

Feeling left out dave 

 

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An English tourist approaches him. She asks " Is anything worn under your kilt ?"

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[Bob_z_l]

3 hours ago, gobbypunk said:

So I want to have a go at cutting cookies but never have so I am guessing that I just ratchet strap my butt to the mill on like a 45% and just cut them ,is that how everyone else does it as always keen to hear your thoughts.

Cheers Mark

Only ever cut cookies with the Panther Chainsaw Mill.  Easy peasy once you had first cut level. 

With mill, won't fixing/screwing it to a decent sized board and clamping the board work? 

 

 

[trigger_andy]

56 minutes ago, Bob_z_l said:

Only ever cut cookies with the Panther Chainsaw Mill.  Easy peasy once you had first cut level. 

With mill, won't fixing/screwing it to a decent sized board and clamping the board work? 

 

 

Yeh, Ive always just screwed the round to a board or two from below and/or from the side so you can straddle two bunks and so the log wont try and tip over. Then clamp the board to the bunks as per usual. 

 

I dont think the Op is on about what most folk would consider cookies though, I think hes specifically after 'surf board' Slabs that have a ring of bark around them, ovals as some call them.

 

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[topchippyles]

2 hours ago, trigger_andy said:

I think talking about cock is his day-job. 

Here is a nice cock for you trig 

 

[gobbypunk]

So very funny I knew I was in for some piss take when I wrote it but hey cookies  ovals,platters  whatever you want to call them whats the best way to secure the Log to the mill to cut on a 45%.