IDEAS FOR GENERATING INCOME DURING LOCKDOWN

[Steve Bullman]

13 minutes ago, Tommy_B said:

Can I have 3 please. I'm in all day

Absolutely. Bacs me £500 and I’ll have them to you in the next 3 hours 

[topchippyles]

3 hours ago, Big J said:

I'm considering selling my body for a bit of extra cash but the 2m social distancing is an issue. I'm not called "Big J" for nothing, but even I have my limits. ?

Bit of rivalry for you BIG J ?

 

John Holmes (actor)

 

Occupation	Pornographic film actor
Years active
Height

John Curtis Holmes (August 8, 1944 – March 13, 1988), better known as John C. Holmes or Johnny Wadd (after the lead character he portrayed in a series of related films), was, at the time he was active, one of the most prolific male adult film actors, with documented credits for at least 573 films.^[3]

Holmes was best known for his exceptionally large penis, which was heavily promoted as the longest, thickest, hardest, and longest lasting in the adult film industry, with seminal volume second only to fellow adult actor Peter North's. However, no documented measurement of Holmes' actual penis’ length, girth, tumescence, sexual stamina, or ejaculate volume has ever been confirmed.^[4] Near the end of his life, Holmes attained notoriety for his reputed involvement in the Wonderland murders of July 1981 and eventually for his death from complications caused by AIDS in March 1988. Holmes was the subject of several books, a lengthy essay in Rolling Stone and two feature-length documentaries, and was the inspiration for two Hollywood movies (Boogie Nights and Wonderland).

Edited March 25, 2020 by topchippyles

[Big J]

Just now, topchippyles said:

Bit of rivalry for you BIG J

 

John Holmes (actor)

 

Occupation	Pornographic film actor
Years active
Height

John Curtis Holmes (August 8, 1944 – March 13, 1988), better known as John C. Holmes or Johnny Wadd (after the lead character he portrayed in a series of related films), was, at the time he was active, one of the most prolific male adult film actors, with documented credits for at least 573 films.^[3]

Holmes was best known for his exceptionally large penis, which was heavily promoted as the longest, thickest, hardest, and longest lasting in the adult film industry, with seminal volume second only to fellow adult actor Peter North's. However, no documented measurement of Holmes' actual penis’ length, girth, tumescence, sexual stamina, or ejaculate volume has ever been confirmed.^[4] Near the end of his life, Holmes attained notoriety for his reputed involvement in the Wonderland murders of July 1981 and eventually for his death from complications caused by AIDS in March 1988. Holmes was the subject of several books, a lengthy essay in Rolling Stone and two feature-length documentaries, and was the inspiration for two Hollywood movies (Boogie Nights and Wonderland).

Now you're just lowering the tone! I could have happily gone through the day without learning about another man's seminal volume! ? ?

[topchippyles]

We are in uncertain times BIG J and rule nothing in and nothing out ? And the thread does say generating extra income in  HARD TIMES ?

[spuddog0507]

4 hours ago, Big J said:

I'm considering selling my body for a bit of extra cash but the 2m social distancing is an issue. I'm not called "Big J" for nothing, but even I have my limits. ?

Get out of it, we dont do pounds, shillings and pence any more !!!!!

[topchippyles]

Here you go BIG J when your in your new job in lock down 

 

[Big J]

13 minutes ago, topchippyles said:

Here you go BIG J when your in your new job in lock down 

 

The image hasn't loaded and I'm terrified to open the link! ?

[Rough Hewn]

Just bought 3 hens.
They will eat plants/grass/grain and kitchen waste.
Hopefully producing eggs.
Planting loads of salads and veg.
It's either that piracy [emoji572]️
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[David Cropper]

7 minutes ago, Rough Hewn said:

Just bought 3 hens.
They will eat plants/grass/grain and kitchen waste.
Hopefully producing eggs.
Planting loads of salads and veg.
It's either that piracy ️
?

You're not moving them into the front room as well are you Saul?

[topchippyles]

Ok this was posted on a tech forum i moderate on a couple of days ago 

 

I was in Booker's cash and carry today which is trade only. There were no eggs, bread, nappies, hand sanitizer, milk etc because they had all been bought by non English speaking convenience store shopkeepers. The warehouse opened at 6.am but the shopkeepers were queuing at 5.15 am to buy all of those. A carton of six eggs trade price is 65p with £1.00 marked on the box, which gives a profit of 35p per carton. The shopkeepers were selling the eggs for £4.50 per carton which is a profit of £3.85
All the other products were similarly marked up with hand sanitizer at £9.00!!

One of the corner shops customers called the councils trading standards to complain about profiteering. An officer went to speak to one of the shopkeepers who said Boo

 

So i replied to the member and a good tip for the lads (Saul)

I got 6 chickens which cost me £8 each to buy so 6 eggs and i am in profit by £1, Fook better get another dozen chooks laying ? 18 eggs a day is £27 x 7 days = £189 a week

 

 

Edited March 25, 2020 by topchippyles