Brentwood Tree Surgery

[eggsarascal]

Are they/he members here?

[Steve Bullman]

No idea, not by that username if they are I don’t think

[eggsarascal]

36 minutes ago, Steve Bullman said:

No idea, not by that username if they are I don’t think

There's no issue, I just bumped into a fella who's truck and work clobber was marked up with that name in Screwfix in Romford today, we were running behind on the job so no time to ask or have a chat.

 

@kevinjohnsonmbe, this was a genuine visit to the trade counter...

[Khriss]

Jeez, this might be a long shot... try Google, amazing wot on there ? K

[Ty Korrigan]

Is this a story of love at first sight...?

The basis of a sizzling mini-series entitled.

"Brief encounter at the Screwfix counter"

  Stuart

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

Their eyes met briefly over the power tools.

 

A moment of non verbal communication confirmed the sexual attraction, but alas, as ??s bent over to pick up the pencil he’d dropped, as soon as they had met, they were separated....

 

And all that was left was the indelible image of Brentwood Tree Surgery tailgate as it disappeared over the horizon with a ½ load of conny chip.....

[Mick Dempsey]

... but still with the smell of wood chip lingering in his flaring nostrils he remembered the proud way the tree surgeon stood, slack jawed, staring vacantly into space with a piece of broken fence panel in his hand, this had stirred unusual feelings in the middle aged drainage engineer.

Edited November 16, 2019 by Mick Dempsey

[eggsarascal]

59 minutes ago, Ty Korrigan said:

Is this a story of love at first sight...?

The basis of a sizzling mini-series entitled.

"Brief encounter at the Screwfix counter"

  Stuart

Nah, it's a story of a bloke elbowing his mate while saying, "do you know that bloke over there wearing a Forst benny hat".

[Ty Korrigan]

I feel further installments are to follow...

[eggsarascal]

1 minute ago, EdwardC said:

 

 

Or did you mean beanie hat.

No, I meant a Benny hat. It looks pretty much like the one Benny out of Cross Roads used to wear, Miss Diane.