How much does a solicitor cost?

[AHPP]

"Hello. It's egg. Any progress with my matter?"

"No."

"Thank you. Goodbye."

"Goodbye."

 

One unit, £25 + VAT.

 

 

[scbk]

2 hours ago, eggsarascal said:

Are we going to have a stab at the cost?

I reckon they'll do it for the firewood

Edited August 19, 2019 by scbk

[eggsarascal]

It is £250/hour, if I tried pulling that stunt I'd get done for overcharging.

[Mark Bolam]

Make sure you talk quickly mate, and don’t offer them a brew.

[Stubby]

And FFS don't let them write you any letters , its about £10 a word .

[difflock]

59 minutes ago, Stubby said:

And FFS don't let them write you any letters , its about £10 a word .

The Soliciter we use airly dismissed my notion of paying for a couple of letters he wrote to a neighbour regarding a disputed RoW.

Cynic that I am, I merely allow he will recoup any such losses when our Estate is settled!

[AHPP]

Just saw this comment on an article about how solicitors are, on average, paid less than train drivers. I laughed.

 

An average solicitor is a sweaty, polyester suit gimp operating out of a small office above the local chippy on Grimsby High Street.

Cannot possibly compare that with the responsibilities and training required of a train driver.

[difflock]

Pre-nup or pre-tup, cos I always get them confused

Edited August 20, 2019 by difflock

[eggsarascal]

Just now, difflock said:

I imagine pre-nups require a rather specialized type of soliciter?

All joking aside, this little trick is going to be the best part of a grand up my ribs.

[difflock]

2 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

All joking aside, this little trick is going to be the best part of a grand up my ribs.

Fcuk me! you nabbed that before I edited it, but only cos it had already been said.

Edited August 20, 2019 by difflock