Whatever next

[oldwoodcutter]

Do you know any female ones?  Asking for a mate like.

I know a few male ones, if being gay doesn’t count.

[eggsarascal]

20 minutes ago, oldwoodcutter said:

I know a few male ones, if being gay doesn’t count.

He said he'd leave it this time, rather knock one out apperently.

[spudulike]

LGBT, is that something like a BLT? 

[stihlmadasever]

Vegan boots?

Do they come with a dip?

Ooh sweet chilli...

[Ratman]

Vegan boots?
Do they come with a dip?
Ooh sweet chilli...

Be more like brussel sprouts i rekon! [emoji40]??

[felixthelogchopper]

30 minutes ago, spudulike said:

LGBT, is that something like a BLT? 

Extra Guacamole.

[Conor Wright]

Be more like brussel sprouts i rekon! [emoji40]??

Dairy free sprout milkshake for you sir? With extra mung bean salad? Would go well with those cow free leather boots you're wearing.
I hope you're using sustainable fuel in that vegan chainsaw of yours?
A blunt chain? Good cos sharp ones hurt the trees.

[Mark Bolam]

Hypocrisy lives.

 

People pandering to these idiots (I would have said twats a couple of days ago 5shires, but I’m trying) are part of the problem.

 

Felling or cutting timber involves death on massive levels.

You can’t get round that.

 

I have felled single trees that make me a mass murderer, hundreds of thousands of deaths.

And I like to think I’m pretty moral and careful.

 

I get vegetarians, sort of.

Vegans can do the King James Bible thing.

[felixthelogchopper]

1 minute ago, Mark Bolam said:

Hypocrisy lives.

 

People pandering to these idiots (I would have said twats a couple of days ago 5shires, but I’m trying) are part of the problem.

 

Felling or cutting timber involves death on massive levels.

You can’t get round that.

 

I have felled single trees that make me a mass murderer, hundreds of thousands of deaths.

And I like to think I’m pretty moral and careful.

 

I get vegetarians, sort of.

Vegans can do the King John Bible thing.

King James, you heathen little bollocks. ?

[Mark Bolam]

Have you been drinking Al?