Signs you're approaching middle age....

[felixthelogchopper]

26 minutes ago, oldwoodcutter said:

I last had a boner in 1987 , funnily enough later that year my youngest was born, does that count?

Could be worse. At least your youngest wasn't born 2 years later.

[eggsarascal]

When my scrotum was longer than my wanger.

[Billhook]

I am about to receive my pension, but I am fit and looked in the mirror the other day and thought I saw a forty year old man

(eye sight obviously going as well as the brain!)

 

Went down to London at the weekend and boarded a very crowded tube.  Standing room only, next stop several departed and a young girl  jumped on.  She spied the only empty seat and was about to sit down, then saw me and asked if I would like to take it.  It was a very kind thought but I nearly swore at her!

Edited March 3, 2019 by Billhook

[openspaceman]

15 minutes ago, Billhook said:

looked in the mirror the other day and thought I saw a forty year old man

I look in the mirror and my dad on his deathbed looks back at me

[the village idiot]

38 minutes ago, openspaceman said:

I look in the mirror and my dad on his deathbed looks back at me

Do you have to be quite so chipper openspaceman?

 

This is supposed to be a downbeat thread.

[Khriss]

10 hours ago, oldwoodcutter said:

I last had a boner in 1987 , funnily enough later that year my youngest was born, does that count?

As far as Child Support Agency is concerned ...... yes k

[Khriss]

9 hours ago, Billhook said:

I am about to receive my pension, but I am fit and looked in the mirror the other day and thought I saw a forty year old man

(eye sight obviously going as well as the brain!)

 

Went down to London at the weekend and boarded a very crowded tube.  Standing room only, next stop several departed and a young girl  jumped on.  She spied the only empty seat and was about to sit down, then saw me and asked if I would like to take it.  It was a very kind thought but I nearly swore at her!

Welcome to my world of work ; ) happens all the time K

[Billhook]

9 hours ago, Billhook said:

I am about to receive my pension, but I am fit and looked in the mirror the other day and thought I saw a forty year old man

(eye sight obviously going as well as the brain!)

 

Went down to London at the weekend and boarded a very crowded tube.  Standing room only, next stop several departed and a young girl  jumped on.  She spied the only empty seat and was about to sit down, then saw me and asked if I would like to take it.  It was a very kind thought but I nearly swore at her!

I forgot to mention that my wife  was half sitting next to me on one of those half seats.  Now she is only ten months younger but does really look more like forty and she was laughing for the rest of the journey, just like you miserable lot.  All I do is pour out my heart on this site to gain a little sympathy and what do I receive?       Laughter emoticons!

[Billhook]

1 hour ago, Chessa said:

Just can't keep warm for long anymore unless I am moving - unless I am in a hot climate.

I am sure that you will find many on here willing to share a little of their warmth with you.........

[Khriss]

1 hour ago, Chessa said:

Just can't keep warm for long anymore unless I am moving - unless I am in a hot climate.

....do you have gills as well as lungs you woke up  n found you were a gecko - not over 40 k