Job description/What they mean (Just for fun)

[Ratman]

......should have added on receipt " an don't red line it all the way back home - you absurd southern Cock end !" K

I didnt want to appear southernist in my reply. Not on arbtalk anyhow, i’m only just getting to know em all [emoji6][emoji38]
It was a 1990 mk2 1.6 rs turbo, not the original rs2000 otherwise yeah.... you’d be right and i’d be crying for mummy right now realising what i could of had.

[Conor Wright]

(Insert car make/ model here)

Cheap for quick sale,

Needs some tlc..... suitable only as a henhouse/ may block a gap in a hedge for you for a couple of decades.

[Shane]

Car ads which say 'Excellent pre-accident condition'.

[djbobbins]

“some surface corrosion” = I don’t know how it managed to stay in one piece last time there was a stiff breeze

“good project” = it needs a huge amount of time and effort, which I can’t be bothered with

and back on the jobs front:

“Uniform and meals provided” = would you like fries with that?

[TIMON]

Reluctant sale....... I’ve thrown
££££s at this piece of crap in the hope of putting it right, but it’s finally time to call it a day.

[felixthelogchopper]

When I was a croupier(previous career), whenever there was a really unpleasant customer/incident, somebody would always say 'it's a glamour industry' which was a standard line spouted to trainees.

[Haironyourchest]

On 27/12/2018 at 12:06, Shane said:

I once saw a stump grinder on ebay and part of the heading was 'Not Stolen'.

By the time I stopped laughing the ad was pulled so never found out what they meant.

There was a brilliant one on DoneDeal a while back "Stihl Consaw - no need to take the whole safe if you got dis yolk..." For real.

[Gary Prentice]

'Engine runs'

 

Gearbox knackered.

 

 

[Conor Wright]

Unimog for sale, unabused example.
Never used for heavy work.
Also for sale 8 sod reversible plough.
Needs a lick of paint.
Never used for towing.
Also for sale 24 ton lowloader.
Only ever driven to mass on Sunday, by an old lady,
Has some age related issues,
So does the unimog.
Much loved
Reluctant sale
Sold as seen
Cash only
No refunds
No time wasters
Any offer considered
Genuine offers only
Machine in great condition.
May suit enthusiast

[TIMON]

Would suit first time buyer......

Someone without a clue, who thinks that getting mugged off is all part and parcel of doing business.