Job description/What they mean (Just for fun)

[Mick Dempsey]

I see some things in employment and stuff for sale and I read between the lines, just an old cynic I guess.

 

You will need a strong work ethic = You’ll be asleep in the van on the way home at 7pm.

 

Must be able to work in a team = Lead climber is an arrogant psycho who will attempt to kill you.

 

We do a mixture of private and utility work = You’ll be shitting in a bramble patch next to a railway line for 12 months a year.

 

Ads for machinery.

 

Honest machine = Absolutely fucked.

 

Reluctant sale = I’m desperate for money.

 

Some minor issues easily resolved = will cost more to fix than a new one.

 

Unfinished project = I’ve had a nervous breakdown/wife has left with the kids.

 

Any others..?

 

 

Edited December 26, 2018 by Mick Dempsey

[Ratman]

[emoji23][emoji23] quality Mick! And prob not far off the mark. To be honest tho, i’m pretty quick to shun an advert when i see those types of comments..... still chuckling at it now! [emoji38]

[Stubby]

Genuine sale . Don't really know what that means ...

[Mick Dempsey]

Bit like “much loved”

 

 

[Stubby]

1 minute ago, Mick Dempsey said:

Bit like “much loved”

 

 

Shagged out that is .

[Gary Prentice]

' Much loved'

 

I've owned it for years and years, but now it's uneconomical to mend again. - so I'm getting what I can from it towards a new one.

[Ratman]

One LADY owner. Never raced or rallied! [emoji849]

 

[Stubby]

1 minute ago, Ratman said:

One owner. Never raced or rallied!

Driven to church on Sundays by little old lady .  = Clutch is fucked . 

[Ratman]

???? can vouch for that!!! You wana hear little old Jean next door every sunday at ten to 7 on her way to church in her little 107! [emoji15][emoji86][emoji85] poor little car!

[Rough Hewn]

Good working order:
It won't start.