I Love Conspiracy Theories!

[Joe Newton]

On 07/09/2018 at 21:11, Mesterh said:

Phew, thank God for that! At least we now know climate change and peak oil will never be a problem.

 

Serious question, has a conspiracy theory ever been proved?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Do you know what they call conspiracy theories that have been proved?

[Joe Newton]

50 minutes ago, Vespasian said:

  though I do enjoy a good chin wag with my costumers...  

 

Doubt its mutual

[Vespasian]

8 minutes ago, Joe Newton said:

Doubt its mutual

You can doubt what you like.  Most of my customers love me going off on somethin or other..

 

Oh, there was this time a few years back when I was asked to do a garden for an Asian woman. When I got there I noticed a few pics of blue elephants on her wall, the sort of things one might see in a Hindu household..

 

So I went into my anti Muslim rant about suicide bombers and dumb muslims.. must of cracked on for a good half hr..  She was very quiet as I went through my well rehearsed anti Muslim routine..  I did the garden and was asked to do it again on a regular basis..

 

I thought I'd done a marvelous job of givin it to the muslims and I suspected  the woman would be impressed by my vast knowledge on the subject..

 

The next time I went round I met her husband coming out the house, he looked rather smart in his dark brown suit, I asked him were was he going..   I go to Mosque, he said in his best broken English...

 

 

 

 

 

[eggsarascal]

15 minutes ago, Vespasian said:

You can doubt what you like.  Most of my customers love me going off on somethin or other..

 

Oh, there was this time a few years back when I was asked to do a garden for an Asian woman. When I got there I noticed a few pics of blue elephants on her wall, the sort of things one might see in a Hindu household..

 

So I went into my anti Muslim rant about suicide bombers and dumb muslims.. must of cracked on for a good half hr..  She was very quiet as I went through my well rehearsed anti Muslim routine..  I did the garden and was asked to do it again on a regular basis..

 

I thought I'd done a marvelous job of givin it to the muslims and I suspected  the woman would be impressed by my vast knowledge on the subject..

 

The next time I went round I met her husband coming out the house, he looked rather smart in his dark brown suit, I asked him were was he going..   I go to Mosque, he said in his best broken English...

 

 

 

 

 

... And?

[Joe Newton]

21 minutes ago, Vespasian said:

You can doubt what you like.  Most of my customers love me going off on somethin or other..

 

Oh, there was this time a few years back when I was asked to do a garden for an Asian woman. When I got there I noticed a few pics of blue elephants on her wall, the sort of things one might see in a Hindu household..

 

So I went into my anti Muslim rant about suicide bombers and dumb muslims.. must of cracked on for a good half hr..  She was very quiet as I went through my well rehearsed anti Muslim routine..  I did the garden and was asked to do it again on a regular basis..

 

I thought I'd done a marvelous job of givin it to the muslims and I suspected  the woman would be impressed by my vast knowledge on the subject..

 

The next time I went round I met her husband coming out the house, he looked rather smart in his dark brown suit, I asked him were was he going..   I go to Mosque, he said in his best broken English...

 

 

 

 

 

That was rather a long post to enforce my point...

[Stubby]

8 hours ago, Joe Newton said:

Do you know what they call conspiracy theories that have been proved?

Galvanized buckets ? 

[Billhook]

8 hours ago, Joe Newton said:

Do you know what they call conspiracy theories that have been proved?

Donald Trump?

[Joe Newton]

I believe they're called facts...

[Stubby]

19 minutes ago, Joe Newton said:

I believe they're called facts...

Or even conspiracies . ..

[Yournamehere]

10 hours ago, Joe Newton said:

Do you know what they call conspiracy theories that have been proved?

Most people just carry on calling them a load of old bollox in my experience.