You know you're getting old when...

[Stubby]

Just now, felixthelogchopper said:

When one can't remember one's birthday. or what day of the week it is.

Who said that ? Is there someone there ?  I'll have you know I can look after my self young man !

[Gary Prentice]

16 minutes ago, felixthelogchopper said:

When one can't remember one's birthday. or what day of the week it is.

What day of the week? I’m still getting used to the fact it’s 2018

[eggsarascal]

3 minutes ago, Gary Prentice said:

 I’m still getting used to the fact it’s 2018

Is it?

[Stubby]

8 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

Is it?

I'm sure its not .  1972 isn't it ?

[forestboy1978]

41 minutes ago, felixthelogchopper said:

When one can't remember one's birthday. or what day of the week it is.

The old caretaker where I used to work was all excited about her retirement that year many years ago. It turned out she had got her age wrong and was a year younger than she thought so had to do another year.. So damn funny lol. 

[forestboy1978]

4 hours ago, matelot said:

Happy b'day! Go berserk at the lapdancers tonight!

Don't do lap dances. Never saw the fun in getting all wound up and not being able to do anything. Rather get the mrs to do it.

 

Besides... I'm rinsed out and nursing myself today. At home with the feet up.

[onetruth]

2 hours ago, Gary Prentice said:

What day of the week? I’m still getting used to the fact it’s 2018

They keep changing it.

[the village idiot]

6 minutes ago, onetruth said:

They keep changing it.

Spare a thought for poor old Jacob Rees-Mogg. He can't even keep track of the changing centuries.

[arbogrunt]

me and a mate of mine, took a couple of old veterans to Arnhem, we were supposed to be their carers...it turned out mostly the other way around!. One was about 90, the other was 87. The 87 year old fella was ex-Para and SAS (both British and Rhodesian), he finished his service in the South African SF. He was a truly awesome old fella...he could still run 6 miles and did 15 minutes of press ups, sit ups, squats etc, every day. He could walk as fast as we did between pubs !. He said the only thing he couldnt do these days was drink beer like he used to...his bladder couldnt take it!. It just goes to show, if you keep doing something, you can keep doing it.

[stihlmadasever]

You know your getting old when you consider tucking your vest into your pants...or in my case baselayer into my boxers...