Things you don't want to find on the Job.

[felixthelogchopper]

5 minutes ago, Khriss said:

Was that little ginger Simon by any chance Felix ? K

No, mate. Tall. fair haired and glasses.

[Steve Bullman]

Years ago I was sent to dismantle a reasonably sized poplar tree.  Job spec was to get it on the deck, customer to deal with rubbish.

 

turned up aks the garden was absolutely covered in the biggest piles of dog crap you’ve ever seen, the culprit an Irish wolfhound. 

 

As there was no clear up involved I strategically navigated the garden and proceeded up the tree.  These piles of crap were so big I could actually see them from 70ft up the tree.  It gave me some nice target practise for dropping the timber into 

[arbogrunt]

8 hours ago, felixthelogchopper said:

Very true. At least the Great Bumming Tree is no more. You could always have a good fast drive through the ford to help clear the area a bit. Just watch where you step in the car park.

indeed, Graham 'ringed' that one up.....if thats the right choice of words!

[arbogrunt]

7 hours ago, felixthelogchopper said:

No, mate. Tall. fair haired and glasses.

 

7 hours ago, felixthelogchopper said:

No, mate. Tall. fair haired and glasses.

by 'fair', I take it you mean 'fairly bald'?

 

[tony_t3d]

I don't wish to lower the tone too much but I found an elderly lady who had apparently committed suicide by walking into a dead cold river. I found her an hour later floating face down... Needless to say wasnt my best day at work..


On a lighter note I found this at work one day Sat and waited with it until bomb disposal turned up... Told me to leave all electrical devices in their vehicle in case they set it off... I never told them about the selfie [emoji15]

[Mick Dempsey]

You and this guy, peas in a pod.

[tony_t3d]

You and this guy, peas in a pod.

Isn't this the guy who took a self with a plane hijacker..

[Mick Dempsey]

Yeah. Not talking about physical likeness, just a desire to be in a selfie with a bomb.

Edited October 28, 2017 by Mick Dempsey

[tony_t3d]

Yeah. Not talking about physical likeness, just a desire to be in a selfie with a bomb.

My dad always told me that you should learn something new every day and also do something that scares you every day.

[Khriss]

Dad ws right there - and everday working with some people is scarey enuff K