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Why does toast always land butter side down?

 

 

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Thats a good question.

 

Combine that with the fact that a cat always lands on its feet.....

You can make a perpetual motion, gravity defying machine by attaching a piece of toast (butter side up) to the back of a cat.

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How come the USA is good enough to put a man on the moon, but they have given the world Rap music, country music and Donald Trump - Please take them back!

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Why does the stone in your boot always materialise just after you lace it to perfection and tie a double knot? Also, how can the thorn in your sock be so painful, yet cannot be felt with fingers or found by sight?

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Post your questions and the Arbtalk intellectuals will give you the answer...... No googling.:sneaky2:

 

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Why do some artic drivers, when parked in a lay-by park with the cab pointing into the verge?

 

Tha answer is more simple than getting shunted, or handbrakes failing,

It's just to avoid oncoming traffic shining their headlights through the curtains, as often they will be on main beam, and interrupting the weary drivers sleep .

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