Sum up a thread in two sentences.

[Mick Dempsey]

Bit of fun, although I'm sure it'll turn to death threats.

 

Take one of the most popular threads on here and précis it in two sentences.

 

Some are actual, some are generic ones repeated under different guises.

 

 

1. I've had enough of furriners.

Go and pick your own lettuce then you racist.

 

 

2. I'm skint in London.

I've got a job up north!

 

 

3. I want to start in the industry!

Your dreams will crumble into dust you idiot.

 

 

4. What do you all think of this chainsaw?

You're a fool who will die alone and screaming.

 

 

5. Everybody must use alkalte fuels!

Shut up you nutter, it costs a bloody fortune.

 

 

6. I want to buy this 4wd.

Buy one of those and I'll kill you for your own good.

Edited January 4, 2017 by Mick Dempsey

[Ironbark]

That bloke hasn't got a fooking clue.

 

He could use some more training.

 

There were some brilliant work place phrases translated into more PC language and that was one i could remember.

[Stubby]

Look at all his shiny kit !

 

All the gear and no idea ?

[Ty Korrigan]

How much to cut down this tree?

 

You want us to do your homework little boy?

 

Ty

[gdh]

1. In or out

Here's some random things I've kept bottled up

 

2. Kiln dried vs air dried

Husqvarna vs stihl

 

3. I've made a small spelling mistake

10 pages of puns

 

4. How much should I earn?

Run you fool

 

5. Which chainsaw should I buy?

Anything but those useless Husqvarnas, Stihl, Echos...

 

6. Here's a fun thread

Anyone else bored on a day off?

[born2trot]

I'm looking for a job in Australia .

Could someone please google that for me thanks ..

[Mick Dempsey]

Ha ha!

[born2trot]

Hello , I'm 25 years old 6'2" , can run the 100m in 10 secs , bench press 300 lbs , and been with the special forces since leaving school .

Is it too late to change careers ?

[aspenarb]

How much does chip weigh?

 

Sell your bike and buy a truck.

[Mick Dempsey]

I am thinking of buying a machine of some sort.

 

Buy the same machine as me to validate my choice.