Free trees on Gumtree

[peatff]

I wish this was closer I would like to join the queue for the privilege of cutting these down and removing. All you need is a chainsaw, they will deliver themselves apparently.

[Arctostaphylos uva-ursi]

Wow! What a find. I would travel the 300+ miles just for the joy of taking down those trees. Can I clean up all the brash and mow the lawn too?

[Pinkfoot]

I will go halves with you . You cut them down , I will take them away. I won't charge for disposal.

[roseyweb]

To be fair, if it were closer id drop them through the fence, back my lorry though the garden and pick the stick up leaving the brash for them to sell on

[Arctostaphylos uva-ursi]

Interesting that the trees appear to be beyond the boundary from which the photo was taken. Of course I am fully assured by the assertion that there are no targets. Got to be worth a shot just for the selling of the barks alone.

[gooseflight]

That fence is a gonner

[Mick Dempsey]

Someone should turn up (in an anonymous vehicle) cut the trees down the hill into next doors conservatory or something, then slink off.

[tree-fancier123]

at least they are advertising in winter, some desperate people may hack away at them and try to burn it green

[flatyre]

seeing more and more of these adverts on gumtree etc. so there must be some idiot out there happy to fell trees for free, seen one on the local gumtree a few months ago that took it to a new level, someone was advertising a "free hedge" to whoever was prepared to cut it down, not a twenty foot high conifer hedge, a small privet hedge:confused1:

 

but yeah what we need is a chainsaw wielding vigilante to answer these calls, drop the trees onto the most expensive thing they can hit, then when the owner starts screaming for public liability insurance, tell them to speak to their home insurer:thumbup:

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

seeing more and more of these adverts on gumtree etc. so there must be some idiot out there happy to fell trees for free, seen one on the local gumtree a few months ago that took it to a new level, someone was advertising a "free hedge" to whoever was prepared to cut it down, not a twenty foot high conifer hedge, a small privet hedge:confused1:

 

but yeah what we need is a chainsaw wielding vigilante to answer these calls, drop the trees onto the most expensive thing they can hit, then when the owner starts screaming for public liability insurance, tell them to speak to their home insurer:thumbup:

 

Although now de-listed, there was an outfit in Plymouth actually advertising their services to take down and remove unwanted trees - FOR FREE!

 

Tree Fella 4 Free - Gardener in Eggbuckland, Plymouth (UK)

 

 

Should have been called Ballsitupandleaveyouapileofshite.com