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If I was to catch them and use the pipe wrench method do you think it would be ok to say to the police 'It's ok officer, Ted on Arbtalk said it would alright to brain the little shite'?

When my workshop was done twice, it was suggested to fit a silent alarm so you could wait outside with a lump of timber and cosh the theiving shite on the way out then burn the timber before police arrive, apparently other alternative is a frozen leg of lamb, you then roast and eat the evidence 😁

 

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When my workshop was done twice, it was suggested to fit a silent alarm so you could wait outside with a lump of timber and cosh the theiving shite on the way out then burn the timber before police arrive, apparently other alternative is a frozen leg of lamb, you then roast and eat the evidence 😁

 

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I've got two silent alarms but I prefer a bottle of Jack Daniels ;-)

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If you seriously going to confront and damage these guys, would be wise to invest in a polycarbonate riot shield in addition your bludgeon of choice. Chances are they have legs of lamb or similar too.... A shield with a super bright strobing LED attached to it (pointing at them, obviously) would be good.

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Had this done in NZ. Got in the disco to find something not quite right. Glove box wide open with the contents on the floor but nothing missing. Figured it was young kids or opportunists looking for a decent pay day. When they didn't find anything worth it they moved on. Neighbour had his vehicle turned over (we never locked our vehicles here) and they took a camera and a phone I think. Turned out it was teenagers looking for easy pickings rather than pros.

 

 

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hmm think he means did they use your van as a toilet. well last year a chainsaw/garden shop was broken into and they took tools in boxes upstairs, before they left they **** on the floor, dirty *****.

 

 

They did that when they broke in to my mates barn , luckily some one had clocked a notorious thief hanging around around 4 days earlier so he had moved all his saws and decent tools out but upon taking a dump in the middle of the floor one of them had trod in it on the way out you can only hope they smeared it all over there own motor before noticing.

Also the site they where from was notorious for nicking cars in the 80's and early 90's there calling card was leaving a **** under the sun visor and slashing up the interior ... how do you do you take a **** under the sun visor ? I alway had bizarre images of a ***** trying to curl one out!

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