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topchippyles

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  1. You and i have been up and down it many times and can see the damage pollution does gavin Houses on A472 in Hafodyrynys boarde up | South Wales ...
  2. It will keep for a years but i would try and keep it dry if possible or the rain will rot it over time.
  3. Unbelievable endurance and eddie izzard seems to have it by the bucket load.
  4. Surly there are running forums for this sort of thing
  5. Have some respect for fooks sake. Guy is only just passed away (knob)
  6. Ash is brilliant for firewood but as a timber for external projects its just not suitable.
  7. Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed. 🤣
  8. Guy fought in world war 2 and gets my respect r.i.p
  9. Gavin may have some down at wentwood timber
  10. Let him have it eggs boy 💪
  11. The old boy dropped a few gaffs in his time RIP 1966: "British women can't cook". 1969: "What do you gargle with, pebbles?" To Sir Tom Jones after a Royal Variety Performance. 1981: "Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed." During the 1981 recession. 1984: "You are a woman, aren't you?" In Kenya after accepting a small gift from a local woman. 1986: "If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed." To a group of British students during a royal visit to China.
  12. Nice to see you have taken past advise i gave you onboard andrew 🤙
  13. Cool looks a real buzz 🤙Is eggs the cliff richard look a like in the front row with the union jack flag on ?
  14. How much is a wet in there kev ? fiver a pint or more.
  15. Take them through at 105-110mm so you can get 100mm planed finish which what i mill mine at.
  16. Make it 2 dozen next time around to make up for lockdown 🤙
  17. Heavy aint they and looks like you have milled around 4" thick ?
  18. Maybe Father confessor- Plenty of sinners on here you can get in the old church booth 🤣Imagine trigger and eggs your first two in the box.You would end up in the funny farm cause will will fry you.
  19. The Reverend kevinjohnsonmbe - Vicar Has a nice tone to it kev just a soap box and your away 🤙
  20. Just wondering when you would pop up and bingo 🤣 Now this thread will get interesting.We will have all the drainage laid in no time.
  21. I have filled 2 x 1 ton sack bags from todays milling. Will have to stick it gumtree
  22. The old man placed an order for one hamburger , French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half , placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries , dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink , his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger , the people around them were looking over and whispering. Obviously they were thinking , 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.' As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said , they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything.. People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink. Again , the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No , thank you , we are used to sharing everything.' Finally , as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin , the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?' She answered 'THE TEETH'. ”
  23. If you had given your vat number to chris you would not have paid it.
  24. Good choice for an entry mill and will cope with the larger logs if you trim them up. Did you pay vat or did chris chat to you about the options available regarding that.
  25. Be asking how often he humps the wife next 🤣 Does it matter its down and that is all that counts

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